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The never-ending horror of computer tech support stories!

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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Customer: "I received the software update you sent. But, I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."

Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer:: "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."

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Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support:: ?!%#$

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Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer:: "A white one."

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Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."

Customer:: "How do you spell that?"

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Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"

Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)

Tech Support:: "Well then we can't-"

Customer:: "It says 'no dial tone'."

Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right now. You need to-"

Customer:: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to try a few times, and it will let me through."

Tech Support:: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now because you're on the phone with me."

Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later."

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Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"

Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."

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Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

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Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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Candy House

Products...mixed with honey =)

There's this place in Silang, Cavite where you can buy hygienic products like soap, lotion and massage oil. They also have candles made with honey of bees, too. I've already tested some of its soaps, like the anti pimple soap, coffee soap, carrot, oatmeal, lavender soap and feminine wash. Based on my experience, using the anti pimple soap for visible pimples the 2nd time, reddened the pimples. On the 3rd use, it was healed. On the 5th use, you can feel it being treated. And on the 7th, you can no longer feel your pimples. :)

It is called "Ilog Maria", a honey bee farm. You can see this Sign on the right side of the road, north bound (from Tagaytay to Dasmarinas route).



Remember, you should not reach Sacred Heart Villa School, which can be found on the left side of the road, north bound, because if you do, you already passed by Ilog Maria.

It is a long drive, 700 meters, til you reach the Ilog Maria store. Just follow the road track and

you won't get lost. Oh, the bushes on the sides are high by the way.

If you see a windmill on your left, you're already near the store. The gate is close enough for you to see. Um, on this site, try not to make a left turn for its a way OUT.

Upon entry, on the left side is the store, and on the right side is the parking.

Here are some of the shots taken inside the store.

And on your way out,coming from the store, just turn right when you reach the windmill til you reach this sign. When you do, you're already near the highway.

Store Hours:	10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesdays to Sundays. Closed on Mondays.

cute purse

This is a cute purse, which is made out of tiny beads, given by my boss. She bought it in Misamis when they had their disability affair . Truly, the Filipinos are artistic in handicraft products.